One night he was drunk and said I was good looking - I found out he was being deceptive as he only said that to get me in a filthy cheap hotel room in Toronto.
No one in the South fears a deep fryer because they don't have electricity to turn in on and they just think it's an outdoor spittoon.
But I'll say something nice anyway: When I go to the South it's much better than before as I'm finding more and more women have more than one tooth.