Only $50k USD? There must be enough of The Team around to lock that float up.
I'm amazed at your patience in reading through the whole thing. I saw the lion (didn't notice the trident, though), noticed "Jonathan Bryant," "Barbados," and $54BN. That's as far as I got. Not in-depth and diligent due-diligence on my part, I admit. But, one doesn't have to eat the whole egg to know it's rotten.