Also,
this amount of decibels would make you go deaf real quick!
How do you spell Universal? LOL
"When an iPod (or other) user wearing the new audio devices plays an iTunes track not sanctioned by Organized Music (EMI Group, Vivendi Uiversal, Warner Music), Fair Play feedback 'instructs' the buds to emit a piercing, high-pitched scream in stereo at 250 decibels.
Definitely a spoof!!!