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[teapeebubbles]

Outdoor Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.
When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following
chain of events is put into motion:


1. The woman goes to the store.

2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and
dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking
utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging
beside the grill, drinking a soda.

4. The man places the meat on the grill.

5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check
the vegetables.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
is burning.

7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it
to the woman.

8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to
the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.

10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

[mick]

hi 02opida , nice to see ya chat this evening. thanx.

[teapeebubbles]

Who Reads the Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who
run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they
run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they
should run the country, and who are very good at
crosswords.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to
run the country but don't really understand the
Washington Post. They do, however, like their
statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't
mind running the country, if they could spare the time,
and if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents
used to run the country and they did a far superior job
of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't
too sure who's running the country, and don't really
care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care
who's running the country, as long as they do something
really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who
aren't sure there is a country or that anyone is
running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that
they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist
dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY
country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
another country but need the baseball scores.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people
trapped in line at the grocery store