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Vaz

09/24/12 9:37 PM

#133087 RE: jimmybob #133071

Mosquitoes refuse to bite him, out of respect
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Vaz

09/24/12 9:38 PM

#133088 RE: jimmybob #133071

Presidents celebrate his birthday
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jimmybob

10/15/12 8:04 PM

#136628 RE: jimmybob #133071

MAKE SURE YOU SIGN UP FOR THE MAILING LIST:




ITS DOWN AT THE BOTTOM BY THE WAY ~~~


Here is what they are saying about the list.. yes it's a "HE"

Some new ones


He is left-handed. And right-handed.

He was once found guilty, of being innocent.

His business card just says, "I'll call you."

He actually struck gold picking his nose.

He once swam the arctic waters, there was no shrinkage.

He once visited The Virgin Islands... they are now called The Islands

He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like.

The last time he shaved, he had to put band aids on his razor.

when he smokes weed other people feel high

He knows, who let the dogs out

IF you turn China over, it reads made by him!

Texas lets him mess with it.

One time a tree fell in the forest, and no one was there, including himself, but he heard it

If he were to sleep with your wife, you would brag about it

He once fired a Rifle… but his stare made the kill.

His Mother has a tattoo that says Son

Sheep count him to fall asleep.

He has never lost a Cigarette lighter.

He once went to a brothel and the whores paid him.

Whenever he goes to Las Vegas people bet on how much he wins!

He’s responsible for the growing population of adult male virgins in the world.

He doesn’t make wishes on his birthday, he grants them.

Karma sutra was created from his one night stand in India

His organ donation card also lists his beard.

He is the Godfather’s Godfather

When people pay attention to him, he keeps the change.

Once he thought he was wrong… that was the only time he was ever wrong.

Both sides of his pillow are cool.

When in Rome, they do as he does.

Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.

Police often question him, just because they find him interesting

Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact.

he once sent $2000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received the $2.7 million inheritance.

His shit doesn't stink.


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