He really does need to take a month-long break (maybe two or three). Spend some of that hard earned money and relax. A little too angry and just needs to relax a bit. ;)
I am honestly not the kind of guy that enjoys anyone down, but when you have the king of self promotion it does bring a smile on ones face, I guess truth be known I have had a real good belly laugh, but always tempered with sorrow for those flock that trusted him and are fleeced once again.