...did you have the time to check out the goin's on over at JBII today?...
...another disgraceful 10-Q detailing mounting debt, dilution and a hilariously paltry $226K in P2O Division revenues...
...of course the actual P2O process revenue was, once again left to one's imagination, 'tho my sources tell me that it was actually more than a dollar this quarter...progress!...
...I understand that Chrysler is so impressed by JBII's process of turning gas tanks into fuel that they will be rolling out the recyclable plastic engine beginning in 2014...by then, of course, JBII will be on the big board and JB will be Executive of the Year...again...
...Unfortunately, for the time being, JB tumbles down the organizational chart to his new position of CTO...the upside is that he will now be relieved of his floor-sweeping duties...septic system maintenance???...no comment...
...there's also a rumor that JB is so intrigued by his additional, ahem, "duties" that he is floating the idea of a second but separate P2O division :..."Poop2Oil"...
...hence his new title of Chief Turd Officer...
...they are apparently knee-deep in it up at NF at this moment...
...and, looking at Chrysler's history and operations, their continued contribution to that particular division appears guaranteed for decades to come...
...on the investment side, apparently a new $10M PIPE is heading this way soon...rumor has it that Warrem Buffett and George Soros will be attempting to outmaneuver Carl Icahn for control of the company...especially the Poop Division (Soros' apparently has an affinity for sh!t, as evidenced by his strong support for OWS)...
...on top of all that happy horseP2O, JBII's process has once again been validated...this time by SAI Inc, which has seen its own share of recent scandle :...
...13 separate Misconduct Instances leading to $535M in, shall we say, "disgorgements"...hmmmmm...has a familiar ring to it...
...I understand that SAI is on such shaky ground that even Gately & Associates, LLC wants nothing to do with them...how's that for validating the validator?...
...so now we know that JBII is absotively a legitimate company whose only goal is to make Earth a cleaner, safer planet...
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