Did you hear about the statistics professor that suddenly turned bearish and sold off all his stocks? His department chair told him that severe grade inflation had occurred in his courses and interest rates among the students had skyrocketed!!!
*The poor professor should have consulted with Dr. Greenhouse, er pardon me, Dr. Greenspan before taking such a conservative approach!!! This is my contribution to get the year 2000 rolling.
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