You've got your bowels in an uproar over nothing. I will admit the snake part might be a slight embellishment on my part, but the egotistical impression is right on the money. Check out the fluff P/R of 2/8/12. The guy gave himself five different titles when none or one would have sufficed. The content of the P/R was pure crap, but Rudy's self-promotion was a joy..
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