OT: That reminds me of an old (old, old, old) sketch on Canadian TV mocking Joe Clark (Joe Who?), with his mittens hanging off his suit, saying, in his mock, (attempted) deep voice:
"We're Progressive Conservatives. Progressive, meaning 'moving forward' and Conservative, meaning 'holding back'." then shaking his head in confusion and walking away...
Or 'compassionate conservatives'. A volvo with a gun rack.
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