A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the world so he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Bangkok, Maine, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from North to South.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read, "$10,000. per call." The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by, "what the telephone was used for." The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000. you could talk to God. The man thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Chicago. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Maine and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God "O,K,, thank you," said the man.
He then traveled to Kansas City, Billings MT, Seattle WA, and Salt Lake City . In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The man upon leaving Salt Lake decided to travel down to the Southwest to see if any of those states had the same telephone service. He arrived in Fort Worth, TX, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read, "$.40 per call." The man was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the Northeast and Southeast, even on the West Coast the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "Son, you're in Texas now, it's a local call."
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