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[Dspetry]

MY point is...

IMHO - I do not think the 414B shares were attached to the 138,000 shares they sold....

If it went down, like it was supposed to, there would have only been 33 million issued....

I don't care what LAWYERS say <lol>

[Stock]

"OTHER LAWYERS" - Time for lawyer jokes yet?

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.

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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"

The housewife replies: "Four!".

The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

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A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner.He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineer brain?"
"3 dollars an ounce."
"How much for doctor brain?"
"4 dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"100 dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

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What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?

1. How much money do you have?

2. Where can you get more?

3. Do you have anything you can sell?

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Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories.