"...but I'm not posting that here."
Whew... good to hear, jersey! Otherwise, I'd fear that age had perhaps gotten the better of your good judgment!
LOL... my wife now and then declares that she just has no idea whatever happened to my common sense since I've retired!
At which point I prove to myself I've still got it!...
I defer to discretion, rather than stubbornly go forth cloaked in valor, and refrain from POINTING OUT that she ALSO is retired!
IMHO she just cannot properly & objectively evaluate my behavior anymore! Now she perceives everything as willful & wayward behavior!