Janice Shell's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Janice Shell.
Janice Shell does not sleep. She waits.
Janice Shell counted CMKX shares to infinity - twice.
Janice Shell was originally cast as the main character in Wall Street, but was replaced by the producers when she managed to get Bud Fox fired and Gordon Gekko in prison in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Janice Shell can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Janice Shell.
Superman owns a pair of Janice Shell pajamas.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Janice Shell says its beef, you better go with "it's beef."
Janice Shell doesn't read posts. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
Janice Shell's little rodent buddies are trained to pick up their own poop because Janice Shell will not take crap from anyone.
Steve Jobs lives in constant fear that Janice Shell's Mac will crash.
Janice Shell never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.
Janice Shell once punched a CEO in the wallet.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Janice Shell can touch this.
When Janice Shell enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Janice Shell can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Janice Shell's vegetables.
Janice Shell doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Bullets dodge Janice Shell.
The saddest moment for a newbie trader is not when she learns Santa Claus isn't real... it's when she learns Janice Shell is.
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