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02/01/11 6:05 PM

#32495 RE: trupm007 #32494

That can't be comfortable..
Wearing your shorts backwards..

That was BL moving his shorts around.

Sheepdog

02/01/11 7:59 PM

#32496 RE: trupm007 #32494

Yep, I loaned some shares to myself, sold them short to myself and am putting the proceeds in the bank. Now, if it goes into the crapper, I can pay myself back by getting shares for free without touching my bank account. If the price goes up, I make money on buying the shares back from myself at a higher price.

I can't lose.

Hold on...still adjusting my shorts...a little wedgie there...