Replies to post #117409 on Tornado Alley (PROG)

[F6]

Dude Turns Taxidermied Goat Into Bagpipes and It's Super-Normal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImtjPPBSr8I [via/headline and pic from http://www.urlesque.com/2010/10/26/taxidermied-goat-bagpipes/ ]

[rollingrock]

rbl100... we are losing our freedom
gradually every day. It's going to stop and be reversed. IMO

[Alex G]

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[rbl100]

I have an idea. How ‘bout Catholics and Christians refuse to help anyone who they determine undermines Christianity. For example, let’s see who comes to help when one has a demonic possession in their house or in one of their loved ones. Eh?
Questions should be asked of the callers. If found to be liberals or any Christian basher, then they should be refused service! I would love to see THEIR face when they need a Roman Catholic exorcism, deliverance or blessing and THEY call out and get a refusal from a church official saying "why should we help you now when you have hurt the church, the PEOPLE and America for so many decades"! LOL Then we'll see how fast people put GOD back into their lives and government.

Funny how people always run to Christians and especially Catholics for HELP when Satan comes to call huh? You don’t see anyone calling Allah or an islamist do you! But yet Hollywood, the public-schools, government and the elite bash Christians like there’s no tomorrow.
You pathetic little minds! The truth too tough for ya!?


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