Wednesday, November 24, 2010 1:51:29 PM
Get a Free Turkey By Accepting Christ as Your Personal Savior This November!
THIS OFFER ONLY GOOD UNTIL NOVEMBER 25TH! & WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
This Sounds Too Good to be True!
This offer has no strings attached other than the strings that hogtie the mouthwatering, steroid-engorged legs of this wonderful gift! We can't make it any easier for you to get a free Thanksgiving turkey! Just accept Jesus into your heart and demonstrate your sincerity by sending us a financial pledge to Christ in the form of a cashier's check in the amount of $500 or more! It's that simple!
Shout Glory! As soon as your check clears, we will send you a delicious genital- free almost-frozen turkey of a weight commensurate with your pledge amount. Yes! There are even more gifts on the way!
Open your purses and wallets and celebrate your new life in Christ! Now that you are a True Christian™, you can give unto the Lord and never have to worry a single bit about money anymore! God will return everything you give a hundred fold based on the measurement of your faith! And that's a deal!
LEGAL NOTICE: Landover Baptist Church will not be held liable for monetary losses based on Celestial Faith to Finance Algorithms. We can only promise that the mechanism for the algorithms was created in Heaven and requires an enormous amount of faith.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/november/salvationturkeyoffer.html
THIS OFFER ONLY GOOD UNTIL NOVEMBER 25TH! & WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
This Sounds Too Good to be True!
This offer has no strings attached other than the strings that hogtie the mouthwatering, steroid-engorged legs of this wonderful gift! We can't make it any easier for you to get a free Thanksgiving turkey! Just accept Jesus into your heart and demonstrate your sincerity by sending us a financial pledge to Christ in the form of a cashier's check in the amount of $500 or more! It's that simple!
Shout Glory! As soon as your check clears, we will send you a delicious genital- free almost-frozen turkey of a weight commensurate with your pledge amount. Yes! There are even more gifts on the way!
Open your purses and wallets and celebrate your new life in Christ! Now that you are a True Christian™, you can give unto the Lord and never have to worry a single bit about money anymore! God will return everything you give a hundred fold based on the measurement of your faith! And that's a deal!
LEGAL NOTICE: Landover Baptist Church will not be held liable for monetary losses based on Celestial Faith to Finance Algorithms. We can only promise that the mechanism for the algorithms was created in Heaven and requires an enormous amount of faith.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/november/salvationturkeyoffer.html
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