Replies to post #886 on The Old Timers Club (Get off my lawn)

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying:
"If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so
Okay ... relax ... clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?
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The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else..... Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go
to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times ..... Now spell "silk" ..... What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even be
overheated. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said,
"water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions?????
Dang. If you said "glass," then go on to question four,
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4. Twenty years ago, a plane is; flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails
before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land"
between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the
survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't ... of course, you don't ... you don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try
to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated
If you said, "You don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
"one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.




6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people
get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In
Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy. Read the first line!!!




Have fun,
Phil

[Koikaze]

'Scuse me, AK. Are you invading my territory?

Fred