FYI -
Definiton # 2:
Main Entry: [1]rant
Pronunciation: 'rant
Function: verb
Etymology: obsolete Dutch ranten, randen
Date: 1602
intransitive senses
1 : to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner
2 : to scold vehemently
transitive senses
: to utter in a bombastic declamatory fashion
- rant·er noun
- rant·ing·ly /'ran-ti[ng]-lE/ adverb
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I know the board was created for definiton #1 so I made a joke of irony using the word "rant" as a pun.
I take it this isn't the place where my knock-knock jokes would be appreciated.