FYI - Definiton # 2: Main Entry: [1]rant Pronunciation: 'rant Function: verb Etymology: obsolete Dutch ranten, randen Date: 1602 intransitive senses 1 : to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner 2 : to scold vehemently transitive senses : to utter in a bombastic declamatory fashion - rant·er noun - rant·ing·ly /'ran-ti[ng]-lE/ adverb =============== I know the board was created for definiton #1 so I made a joke of irony using the word "rant" as a pun. I take it this isn't the place where my knock-knock jokes would be appreciated.