so basically, you are saying that my mentoring skills leave something to be desired, is that it?
No, I'm saying that having you mentor joe would be akin to having Richard Ramierez counsel Danny Rolling. Not likely to produce the desired result.
Considering that the "h" key is several keys away from the "d" key...
What exactly is a deadache?
As I understand it, at death the nerve endings are no longer functional, therefore it would be exceedingly difficult for anything to ache. Also since the definition of "death" now includes the "absence of brain activity" even if the nerve endings did work there is nothing functioning to receive and process their activity into an "ache". I apologize, but your commentary does not warrant another 9,890 words.