Not onboard yet. Someone has to sell me their shares first. I can see it now.
Gold digging woman: So where did you make all your money, you rich, but average looking man?
Me: Oh, I invested money and purchased several million shares of a company that makes flushable maxi pads. By the way, do you ever have those days where you don't feel so.....fresh?
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