Kipp, if you're serious, I could arange this for you.
"What a hard market to try and figure out, sometimes it would be easier to have no money.....pay check to pay check would make it a lot easier........just spend all your time trying to keep that pay check coming in!"
1.) Donate all your cumbersome investments to some of the poor people in the world who are having a hard time even feeding themselves.
2.) After your accounts are empty, I can get you a job cleaning out chemical tank truck trailers between loads. It's great work, lot's of chemical exposure, pay slightly over minimum wage, crappy benefits, and most people who work a full career in this field don't have enough savings after 30 years to retire.....so they just work until they die of cancer.
Send me a PM if you're interested in this you arrogant putz.
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