i see you have fallen on a bit of a rough time,
therefore, just to show you what a swell guy i am, i going to offer you, on a one time basis (you know we can't do this all day), $25 for every $100 bill you give us. whatever you do, don't look for another deal or try to exchange your $100 dollar bills for 5 twentys because the deal i just offered you is the best there is. hurry up, make a decision, i don't have all day to waste on this deal.