I think that if, years down the road when Im trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
Read it 5 minutes ago and I'm STILL laughing at that one!
ROTFLMBFAO!!!!! That's great, I'm going to email that to a bunch of people. My favorite was 'what if I find out I'm sterile', and followed by 'running over a Ninja'.
The MapQuest is not only funny, but I've noticed it is also messed up. Most of the time it has me going the wrong way to get out of my neighborhood, and once it had me going around my block and passing my house again, lol.