* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
* There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
* The only time I look forward to a red light is when Im trying to finish a text.
* Was learning cursive really necessary?
* MapQuest and Google really need to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
* Bad decisions make good stories
* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
* I think that if, years down the road when Im trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
* Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my final dollar everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time..
* My 4-year old asked me in the car the other day "What would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?
* I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
