jesus now approves of torture and approves of shock and awe
the new jesus is also on the board of directors of insurance and drug companies
jesus says sorry, I can't help you with your illness, I've been informed it was a pre-existing condition... just pray about it and maybe it will go away
“In an effort to rid the Good Book of ‘liberal bias,’ the group has set up the Conservative Bible Project, which aims to rewrite the Bible from a modern, conservative perspective.”
“‘Liberal bias has become the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations,’ the project’s Web site asserts.”
“And the line quoted above is one of the group’s targets for deletion in a truly ‘conservative’ Bible. The ‘forgive them father’ quote ‘is a favorite of liberals but should not appear in a conservative Bible,’ Conservapedia states.”