My secrets - thats easy. there are a few: 1 - My wife is awesome and hot 2 - my kids are awesome 3 - I am not greedy. I am a bull not a pig 4 - I look for realistic gains and I take em. My long positions are in proven companies that pay me dividends. 5 - My wife is hot 6 - I eat lots of green leaf veggies 7 - I eat a lot of chicken breast 8 - I swing my golf clubs from the inside and I follow through on every swing which saves me at least 4-5 strokes per round 9 - Did I mention that I am not greedy?