Spongetech Delivery Systems, Inc. (fka SPNGQ)

[OneRichSOB]

My secrets - thats easy. there are a few:
1 - My wife is awesome and hot
2 - my kids are awesome
3 - I am not greedy. I am a bull not a pig
4 - I look for realistic gains and I take em. My long positions are in proven companies that pay me dividends.
5 - My wife is hot
6 - I eat lots of green leaf veggies
7 - I eat a lot of chicken breast
8 - I swing my golf clubs from the inside and I follow through on every swing which saves me at least 4-5 strokes per round
9 - Did I mention that I am not greedy?