Subject: The Island]
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a
while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to
watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck. Soon,
he leaned over to the sheep and put
his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the
redneck took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued
her, so they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was
well enough, they introduced her
to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red
sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of
romance. Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned
over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
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"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Have fun,
Phil
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