I hereby anoint you as an official Pebbler with all the benefits and stature it deserves
Some of the perks are:
>You may buy 100 shares for 1 cent >Usher at the next festival >You may appoint someone else to take a beatdown for you >You will be allowed one conspiracy theory per week >One free night at the Roach Motel >You may put Chiller on ignore without feeling guilty >One late night rant (see John for details) >Last, but not least, a handshake from PA
I wasn't offended and in fact actually enjoyed it! All these other fellows would bury people before they were dead....not me! I got the patience of a Cleveland sports fan :)