Phoenix Associates Land Syndicate (fka PBLSQ)

[caycehopeful]

Brigunn,

I hereby anoint you as an official Pebbler with all the
benefits and stature it deserves

Some of the perks are:

>You may buy 100 shares for 1 cent
>Usher at the next festival
>You may appoint someone else to take a beatdown for you
>You will be allowed one conspiracy theory per week
>One free night at the Roach Motel
>You may put Chiller on ignore without feeling guilty
>One late night rant (see John for details)
>Last, but not least, a handshake from PA


Pebblers Don't Need No Stinking Certs !