Good morning, The Worm, Your Honour,
The Crown will plainly show,
The investor who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed pumping.
Showing pumping of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Call the MM master!
I always said he'd come to no good,
In the end, Your Honour.
If they'd let me have my way,
I could have bashed him into shape.
But my hands were tied.The bleeding Pump Pimps and stuckholders,
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today.
Bankrupt.
Toys in the attic, I am Bankrupt.
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my shares away.
Bankrupt. Toys in the attic, he is bankrupt.
You little chit, you're in it now.
I hope they throw away the RegEx.
You should've averaged down on me more often than you did.
But no! You had to go your own way.
Have you shorted any shares lately?
Just five ticks, Worm, Your Honour,
Him and me alone. Weeeeeeeeee!
Come to Mother, baby.
Let me hold you in my arms.
M'Lord, I never meant for him to get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, Your Honour, let me take him home.
bankrupt.
To Da moon, I am bankrupt.
Bars in the window.
There must have been a exit there in the MM wall.
For when I came in.
bankrupt.
To Da moon, I am bankrupt.
The evidence before the court is incontravertible.
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to dilute!
No, Judge, the jury!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be halted before your peers.
Tear down the wall!
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