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diamondskr

05/26/04 8:16 PM

#9596 RE: sublime #9591

hey sub,

I just found out how WI. was formed (I'm sure it has to be true cause I got it in an email LOL).

well here it is :

The Creation of Wisconsin
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He Inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet", replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of the Earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over here is a continent of black people." God continued pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot and arid, while this one will be cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah", said God. "That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on Earth." You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Wisconsin are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous. They are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving. They will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace".

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan and Canada".

Patricia_1

05/26/04 8:46 PM

#9602 RE: sublime #9591

Pics from the CMKXtreme race in Joliet





Thanks Matt, sublime and cintrix for all your help.

Churak, thank you.