NO ONE has ever seen BIG JAY! Could Jay be JOY? Me thinks so. Let me point out a few MORE FACTS! Jay is always on vacation! Joy is on PERMANENT VACATION! Jay is fluent in GERMAN! JOY speaka da DUTCH! Jay looks GREEK! Joy loves a GREEK SALAD! Jay walks with a LIMP! Joy is missing her PINKIE TOE! Jay drives a RENTED AUTO! Joy drives Mr. PHELPS CRAZY! Jay doesn't get much.......done! Joy shops at COSTCO????????????????What???????????