To upgrade your social status, you will need to speak, read and write more effectively. Start with Berkshire. It needs an R.
By the way, the B shares are actually doing better for some reason and some financial advisors are recommending them. You may want to ask Jennifer when you see her, I understand she has invested heavily in them...
Did you know that the founder of Lear jet (from Wichita, KS) named his first born, a girl, Chanda? To make the social register, these are the kinds of things you will be quizzed about. Better study...