Week 14: Information Overload
Dear Diary, I'm getting bombarded with so much email and private mail
on the message boards that I just don't have the time to deal with
these minions and their stupid questions. Why can't they just
leave me alone!! It takes up too much of my time to respond to every
request. If I don't reply to each email, I will lose the confidence
of the individuals. Do you know how much confidence I give these peons
just by replying to their mail ? If I told them to jump off the
bridge into freezing water, they would ask me "with or without
clothing on". <g>
I have to expand the clan and add a new member. The "email-guy".
What a cool plan!! I need someone to screen all my emails from the
minions and reply back to them as if they were I. How do I get away
with this ? I will tell the minions that I'm getting a new internet
service provider with a new email account because my current service
provider is poor and can't handle the load.
The minions will be instructed to reply to the new email address and
not to use my current address. The new clan member will actually be
the one getting the new account and to make things look legit, he will
use an email address that's similar to my own. They'll never figure
out this scam. His job is to login and check the email and respond to
basic questions. For more serious questions the "email-guy" will
forward the messages to me and I will reply back to the minion. This
should eliminate 90% of the dumb emails I get from these minions.
--Jonny Wadchuter
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