Dear Diary, I'm getting bombarded with so much email and private mail on the message boards that I just don't have the time to deal with these minions and their stupid questions. Why can't they just leave me alone!! It takes up too much of my time to respond to every request. If I don't reply to each email, I will lose the confidence of the individuals. Do you know how much confidence I give these peons just by replying to their mail ? If I told them to jump off the bridge into freezing water, they would ask me "with or without clothing on". <g>
I have to expand the clan and add a new member. The "email-guy". What a cool plan!! I need someone to screen all my emails from the minions and reply back to them as if they were I. How do I get away with this ? I will tell the minions that I'm getting a new internet service provider with a new email account because my current service provider is poor and can't handle the load.
The minions will be instructed to reply to the new email address and not to use my current address. The new clan member will actually be the one getting the new account and to make things look legit, he will use an email address that's similar to my own. They'll never figure out this scam. His job is to login and check the email and respond to basic questions. For more serious questions the "email-guy" will forward the messages to me and I will reply back to the minion. This should eliminate 90% of the dumb emails I get from these minions.
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