" Someone over there in [Abbot's] management just does not understand RECAF and has their [head] up their you know what. "
I remember a gag gift someone gave to a boss of mine years ago (and she deserved it too). It was a "belly-button peephole". If you had your head up your you-know-what, you could watch where you were going through your navel.
I say we find a mess of those belly-button peepholes and send them to Abbot in honor of their expert work with Biocurex.