Maybe you can recruit Litwit?
"You have a nice day now,shareholder, and I'll give you some advice, you picked the wrong time and place and people, for your honest agenda and the quicker you realize this, the better it will be for you."
Marsinvest
Millionaire
Cameraturret
Yankee
Chartstalk
Spunkyknight
Have you all seen Kurosawa's "The Seven Samurai?"
Who is going to step up and be the seventh?