You may not have heard my story about my socks. We were so poor that as a kid I would get a sock for my birthday (August) and then get the matching one for Christmas!
And, to think that rather than sympathy for this, I was ridiculed on VMC and even asked by our beloved Godfather Bob whether or not my mom split my underware up the same way.
Bermuda shorts imply Bermuda pants because the only way Len has shorts is after he cuts his old winter pants down to shorts. Our only hope is that the holes in his pants are low enough down that when he cuts them down that Len doesn't end up looking like a member of the Village People out on the town.
I'm betting on cutoff jeans with a shirt with the sleeves torn off. As for the sunglasses, I suspect that Len's been hanging around the optometrist office buying the disposable pairs off of senior citizens when they get them after cataract surgery.
No price tags since they write the prices on with wax pencils at most garage sales.
Len - has WalMart or the Dollar store started selling jeans for a buck a pair yet??
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