When I'm buying, I'm talking............End Of Story.....I'm sticking with my old, tired husband..........I'm old and tired too, but i love him...young stuff is more trouble than it's worth.
NEW story, if my pals here are interested........
AFTER Dan and I got home tonight I went to a party at the neighbors (across the street, I walked, not to worry, no driving) ..........I got 2 phone numbers from guests who were VERY interested in "partying" with me.........ONE offered Veuve Clicquot ("It's cold, if YOU don't mind cheap glasses") I Don't mind.......
and the other(A NURSE)had Johnny Walker Blue at home.......Frigging BLUE!!!!!!!!!!...."We could pick up some ice".........that's some GOOD booze............ I LIKEY good scotch......LIKEY VERY MUCH........
Sadly, I had to tell both of them no, but those women NEED a man........WHEN did the MAN shortage become SO sad that straight women hit on us innocent gay men???????? I ask you.........