Looks like your "patience" has worn thin. fwiw, I agree with everything except this bit:
If Larry is even more sinister than I thought, then maybe he wanted to be the only one to exercise the SOMA warrants so that he is the only one selling into the SOMA news/pump!
Larry gets cold cash if we exercise warrants. That's tangible money in the coffer for him, versus speculative Soma pump/dump. So it seems likely he would want everyone to exercise.
If he lets this week slide without extending March 31st warrant date, then he's either too incompetent to breathe or of questionable sanity.