Replies to post #3400 on Corner Bar (BAR)

[Chas]

>>>I'm planning on having a low down, hoedown, this weekend in Carolyn's Bar n Grill. We're plannin' on sweepin' these fins ladies off their feet.<<<

Dancing with lady fish? Must be a cowboy thang. What's your favorite? Carp? Bullhead? Sounds like y'all been on one too many cattle drives.

Don't forget to check your guns and spurs at the door, and no spittin indoors, AND a bath with soap and water is required the same day before admission.

Our serving ladies are not low down hoe's and they don't go down on customers during working hours and never on the premises. SO BEHAVE YOURSELVES. We also have to consider the sensibilities of the normal people who frequent Carolyn's fine establishment. Oh yes. Please hitch your hosses at the rail located in the rear of the parking lot.

Y'all may use the indoor bathroom or for a more natural cowboy experience that y'alls used to, there is a 3-holer behind the fence near the hitchin rail.

The bill for any damages, minus of course the $100/cowboy damage deposit collected at the door, will be sent out as soon as we receive the contractor's repair estimates.

Have a good time and enjoy yourselves.

Chas, Bar property manager

[Carolyn]

Then your job is to come up with a fine midi I can put in the Bar.