My children all hate me now because I didn't win the lottery and die and leave them the money. You should see the cheerleader e-mails I get on Wednesdays and Saturdays, the lottery draw dates. But they won't even send money to buy tickets with.
When I do win it, I a will leave each $1 in my will and the rest to endow a University of California Chair for the study of greed and ingratitude. I'll have them name it "Chas' California Child Chastisement Chair".
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