They say misery loves company, Spandex. You and Matty-Splat seem well-matched whiners, striking out at the realists, as your stock price sinks, and sinks again, along with your dreams of being hot-shots at your local Walmart. Hang in there. So what if you never flipped your high school monikers of “most likely to make an ass of himself on an investment board.” There are more important things in life.
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