Proto, I guess you’re incapable of honesty. You prefer to live in a made-up world, where you, Matty-Splat, Spandex, and Xena battle the forces of evil (rationalists, shorts, manipulators) who seek to destroy the patentor of the world’s greatest technology! No lie is too great; no extrapolation too far; no imaginary customers too large, in your existential battle against objectivity!