Seriously, can you imagine wasting time and money on attending an LWLG ASM?!
What, to see the same PowerPoint presentation for the 25th time (with minor modifications, of course, which cult members will parse, extrapolate and hyperbolate)?! Or to analyze whether Lebby’s turtlenecks have been upgraded from a cotton/polyester blend to cashmere?! To see Marcelli grinning over his undeserved, unearned, and shameful pot of shareholder gold?!
No thank you. Thrrowing good money after bad is certainly not a sound fiscal strategy. Besides, meeting Spandex, Proto, Xena, Astro-douche et al. would incredibly depressing.