A teacher was explaining biology to her third grade students.
She said, "Human beings are the only creatures that studder."
A little girl raised her hand, saying, "I once had a cat that stuttered."
The teacher asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was In the backyard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lived next door jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher said, "That must have been scary!"
The little girl said, "It sure was.
My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss,' and before she could say 'Sh*t' the dog ate her.
I'll show myself out but I want my like dadgummit!!
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