Replies to post #27354 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[NovoMira]

Reckon I should have chosen my words a tad more carefully, Mr. Houston. Then again, perhaps I did. ;)

As for your question.....<<I just want to know if the "gulp" occurs before or after you get "posted.">>...find out for yourself, Big Boy.

Yes...

[Mattu]

From Bill Engvall's CD:

"I go to this bar in LA. They're dragging this guy out. I ask the bartender -- 'What's the deal with that guy?' -- 'If you are drunk and awake in California, we have to call you a cab.' Bill laughs. 'In Texas, if you are drunk and awake, we call you the designated driver.'"

Thought of you. <g>